Red Shoes

Went to Uluru on a family trip

And escaped the winter blues

Returned with many happy snaps

And a pair of new-look shoes.

Red’s not my usual colour

I never choose it in the store

But this red is oh-so-natural

Courtesy of the great outdoors.

These are now my favourite shoes

The red look completely rocks

But, somehow, I’m not a fan

Of the matching socks…

"Junk" Food

Decided not to cook tonight

Really couldn’t be stuffed

Washing, peeling, chopping?

I’ve done all those enough!

So I sat upon the couch

And ordered food online

Didn’t have to move an inch

That suited me just fine!

The delivery soon arrived

We hungry folk were glad

But soon disappointed…

The food was just so bad.

Covered in lashings of salt

Luke-warm and very greasy

Sure, it was convenient

But it made us all feel queasy!  🤢

We knew we had to eat it

We had no choice, you see

Never mind, we washed it down

With a pint of beer (or three)!   🍺