Tuesday, 28 November 2017

Sunday, 19 November 2017

My Autopilot Brain

The human brain’s a lazy beast
In terms of work, it prefers the least
Given any chance, habits will form
Much less thinking - that’s the norm!

Take my drive to work each day
“How’d I get here?” I often say
I don’t remember turning right
What colour was that traffic light?

And the left turn, way back there
I hope I did that one with care
All those road signs - I paid no heed
Fingers crossed I didn’t speed.

You see, my brain takes a little break
As if the commute’s “a piece of cake”
Believing that there’s nothing to it
Means “autopilot” gets to do it.

Please brain, stay on for common tasks
It’s really not too much to ask
Driving demands more attention
So do other things I’d like to mention.

Stay switched on when I’m going out
So I’m not left to stress about
Whether I’ve locked the front door
Turned off the iron, oven, and more.

And, wherever I go, when I get there
Come on - show a bit more care
Lift your game, please, raise the bar
So I can recall if I’ve locked the car!

Dear brain, don’t worry or despair
Just work a bit harder, it’s only fair
For now though, I will call it a day
I've forgotten what else I was going to say!

Sunday, 5 November 2017

My Name


Kathryn is my given name
I save it for things formal
I really don’t mind it at all, and…
I’m glad the spelling’s not “normal”.

My parents were quite the rebels
It’s not a name from the family tree
They went for something different
Thought outside the box, for me.

My name of course get shortened
I just use “Kathy” for everyday
It serves me well for writing
For work, and also for play.

Then there’s “Kath” (I don’t mind)
Used mainly by family and friends
Us Aussies make names really short
So of course that’s not the end.

A few have gone the extra mile
And referred to me as “Kat”
I smiled and did not complain
Though I’m not too sure about that.

However...

I recall a saying my Dad often used
It may be old, yet it’s a winner
"You can call me anything you like,
Just don't call me late for dinner!"

Monday, 23 October 2017

The Write Time

Getting in the “writing zone”
Can sometimes be quite tricky
Social media, texts, emails...
Distractions sure mount quickly!

I must put aside the looming chores
And pretend they don’t exist
Flick over pages on the notepad
To avoid the "To-Do" list…

I need a space that’s perfect
Not too noisy, not too quiet
I need the right amount of light
And some snacks that fit the diet 🍎

Bottomless coffee is a must
(Or wine -  yes, I’ll have some!)
If conditions are just right
Then, maybe, the words will come

But… there’s another distraction
Which stops me writing more
A certain little "helper"
Who's just too cute to ignore 🐶



Sunday, 8 October 2017

Feeling the Cold

I should be used to winter
But it’s becoming clear
That, somehow, I feel the cold
More each passing year.

I rug up like an Eskimo
Have the heaters set to high
My kids sweat and peel off clothes
“It’s far too hot!” they cry.

Well, it’s alright for my young
I know they’re all naysayers
Laughing, they say “Really Mum?
You’re wearing how many layers?”

These kids, they do not get it
They just can’t understand
So I say (like my dear granny)
“Come here and feel my hands”.

Cold hands mean a warm heart
So my heart must be ablaze!  🔥
The chill in these extremities
Never ceases to amaze.

Sadly, fingers white and icy  ❄️
Are an all too common blight
My poor husband jumps a mile
When I cuddle up at night.  

And, speaking of bedtime,
Oh - how unsexy I do get!
Thick blankets, woolly socks  
And PJs of flannelette.

I hanker for the winter’s end
For I do like spring a lot
I like the sunshine and the warmth
I just hope it's not too hot...

Sunday, 24 September 2017

Changing Tastes Part 2: Food

I browse around the grocery store
There’s cake, lollies, cookies and more
I look at the treats, so artfully arranged
And think of how my tastes have changed.

Chocolate’s a good place to start  🍫
(A subject quite close to my heart)
These days it’s dark choc that I favour
Milk? White? Too sweet their flavour! 

I once loved a slice of cake  🍰
Now, most times, I don’t partake
Donuts, profiteroles, eclairs
For them, I really have no care.

Fruit juice, soft drink – not for me
Nor is ice cream (how can that be?)
With all those changes it must appear
There’s nothing left to bring me cheer.

Past the dessert bar I’ll keep walking
But antipasto? Now we’re talking!
Savoury snacks? Oh, yes please!
And I’ll have some of that yummy cheese. 🧀

While I enjoy all those savoury tastes
They’re probably no better for my waist!
All those sweets - you can have
But I might be tempted by some pav...

Thursday, 14 September 2017

Changing Tastes Part 1: Booze

My body has changed as I’ve aged
But that’s OK - I’m not enraged
Something that I never knew
Was that my tastebuds would change too.

I browse around the liquor store
And see wine, beer, spirits, and more
All those drinks, so artfully arranged
But, oh, how my tastes have changed!

I once thought wine sweet and fruity
Was a thing of endless beauty
But now I’d rather end my day
With a nice cab sav🍷 or chardonnay. 

I decline spirits, mixed and pure
I’d much prefer a smooth liqueur
I’ve cut back on beer, coz I can tell
All that gas makes my tummy swell…

With all those changes, you may think
There’s not much left for me to drink
Baileys? Kahlua? Make mine a double!
And I never say "no" to some (dry) bubbles 🍾

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