A Tale of Thinning Hair

I’ve never fussed much with my hair

My style is generally “wash and wear”

I keep it short – there’s little to do

Fancy styling? I have no clue!

Curlers? Straighteners? Not for me

I’m really lazy and carefree

Until now my only whinge

Has been my pesky, curly fringe.

But now I think there is a need                                             

To pay my hair a bit more heed

In recent years my wavy mop

Has been getting rather thin on top.

The back has always been quite thick

But the rest is disappearing quick

The middle part is now so wide

It’s looking like the Great Divide!

I’m glad my hair’s not yet grey

I just wish that it would stay!

Elaborate plans I soon must hatch

To cover the ever-thinning patch.